HE: We need to cross this river. We must build a bridge.
SHE: We don't need a bridge to get across the river. Boats or a ferry, perhaps.
HE: Of course we need a bridge! Only rich people have boats and it hasn't gotten everyone over there. We have to cross this river.
SHE: A bridge is too expensive and will probably wash out during the spring floods. A bridge is a bad idea.
HE: The only reason you don't think we need to cross this river is because you hate the people on the other side, you hater!
SHE: I'm not a hater. I love those people as much as you do, but we do not need a bridge to cross the river. There are other ways to cross the river!
HE: Oh, and what about people who can't swim, you hateful moron, just let those people drown, huh? And you claim you aren't a hater.
SHE: I never said swim!
HE: Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck!
SHE: We don't need a bridge to get across the river. Boats or a ferry, perhaps.
HE: Of course we need a bridge! Only rich people have boats and it hasn't gotten everyone over there. We have to cross this river.
SHE: A bridge is too expensive and will probably wash out during the spring floods. A bridge is a bad idea.
HE: The only reason you don't think we need to cross this river is because you hate the people on the other side, you hater!
SHE: I'm not a hater. I love those people as much as you do, but we do not need a bridge to cross the river. There are other ways to cross the river!
HE: Oh, and what about people who can't swim, you hateful moron, just let those people drown, huh? And you claim you aren't a hater.
SHE: I never said swim!
HE: Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck!
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Seriously, why are people so determined to throw away our liberty? It's frightening.